Fish & Meat Dishes
Even Meatier Meat Pie
Do you smell bacon? I definitely smell some sort of pork product. You will also smell about 51 other meat products in this delectable, but unidentifiable pork dish!
Pork Product with All-Natural Fillers
We start with our Even Meatier Meat Pie and then top it with a our award-winning meat crust made from any leftover animal parts we can find in our kitchen. We bake it all in a wood-fire oven until a scab-like crust forms. Don't worry, you can pick AND EAT this scab and boy is it delicious!
Hot Raw Fish Smoothie
Every fish is the catch of the day with our Hot Raw Fish Smoothie! We start by tossing 7 random fish fellets into a Vitamix blender and blend until the friction heats the muck to a nice soup temperature. Served in a bowl with a glass straw.
I Lost Count Vegetable Sautee
You are a snobby vegetarian. Don't ask us if its organic. All you need to know is that our chef sprained his wrist dicing up 112 different vegetables for you. With his other good hand, he sauteed them in olive oil and seasoned before organizing them in world region groups on this six-foot platter. Now shut up and eat your veggies.
We only have one beer on tap and it's a doozy. Some call it a suicide beer because it is everything from our brewing process thrown into a giant food processor and served on nitro.
Straight Liquor for the Realest Men
Real men drink their liquor straight. And even realer men than that order a random liquor. The realest of men though order a glass boot medley of random liquors.
Hard Liquor with Mixers
Our special blend of 27 hard liquors and 19 different mixers is served over Norwegian shaved ice. Additional Norwegian ice available at no additional charge.
Maybe More Cupcake
You can only order one Maybe More Cupcake per table, but we guarantee everyone in your party will have ingested 2,642 calories all for one low price.
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